Jumper's Joke

[LanDroid]

An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs, and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences. I guess I am."

After a short while, he asked her what she was. She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

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[Dulcinea]

Ah, but he is a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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[cincygreg]

Ba dum bum splash!

That's pretty funny!

<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ January 30, 2005 01:14 AM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>

[reason]

I'm a lesbian.

[Dulcinea]

Originally posted by Sarcazmo:
I'm a lesbian.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If so, you are absolutely the most "butch" lesbian I have ever seen. I was really convinced that you are a man! You should go on stage as a male impersonator. (Do they have those?)

[cincygreg]

If he was a lesbian, he'd like women.

So I guess he's lying about that too.

[reason]

Originally posted by cincygreg:
If he was a lesbian, he'd like women.

So I guess he's lying about that too.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I like you...so I cannot be lying.

[cincygreg]

OK, again. That's gonna make me BARF! [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]

We've been throuugh this reason, I'm not gay.

I have no problem with homosexuals in general, I just dont happen to be one of them and dont ever plan on becoming one of them.

<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ January 31, 2005 02:26 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>

[reason]

Originally posted by cincygreg:
OK, again. That's gonna make me BARF! [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]

We've been throuugh this reason, I'm not gay.

I have no problem with homosexuals in general, I just dont happen to be one of them and dont ever plan on becoming one of them.

<font color="#FFFFAA"><font size="1">[ January 31, 2005 02:26 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font></font>

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">craig, what in God's name does me liking you have anything to do with you being gay? My behavior cannot convert you from whatever you are.